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What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

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Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!