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Jedi Master Jokes

What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

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What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

Half a measure.

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

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What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

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What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

Anakin Jokes More Anakin Jokes

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

What did Anakin give to Padme for Christmas?

Sithilis

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

Cacawatches

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars