Jedi Master Jokes

What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

What is Shaka's favorite Japanese food?

Shakitori!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!

How do you tie two half ducks together?

With ducktape!!

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

Wwe Jokes More Wwe Jokes

What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

Anakin Jokes More Anakin Jokes

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is a Mexicans favourite sport?

Cross-Country

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.