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What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles?

Philippe Philoppe

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

The tyranno-sorest rex

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.