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What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

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How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

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What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."