What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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How do cats let us know that they are in pain?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.