What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

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Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

How do cats let us know that they are in pain?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS