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What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

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What kind of whale flies?

Pilot whales!

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

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What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...