What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

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What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

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What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin