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What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

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What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

Twerkins

What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.