What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

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What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.