What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

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Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

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Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire?

They search for type-os