What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

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What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.