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Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.