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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

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What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!

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Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!