Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

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What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

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What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters