Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

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Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

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What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

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Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!