Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

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Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

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Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$?

They were Holo-costly

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz?

With a dustpan..