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Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

A surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

2000 Jokes More 2000 Jokes

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What does modern horror films and the 2000 presidential election have in common?

It's Al Gore

Mexican Army Jokes More Mexican Army Jokes

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

Pickup Jokes More Pickup Jokes

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup