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Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican woman with a large labia minora?

Cunstwaylow

What do you call a Mexican Aunt?

A tor-tia.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

2000 Jokes More 2000 Jokes

What does modern horror films and the 2000 presidential election have in common?

It's Al Gore

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

Because it's stoned.

Mexican Army Jokes More Mexican Army Jokes

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?

Pickup Jokes More Pickup Jokes

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup