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What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

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What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

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What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*