Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

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Who's there! Ali! Ali who?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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What do you call a chicken coop with five doors?

A hatchback.

What do you call a chicken coop with four doors?

A chicken sedan

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Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

How many doors are on a chicken coop?

Two. If there were four, it would be a chicken sedan