Retirement Jokes

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

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How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA.

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What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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What type of dog is always amazed?

A Chi-WOW!-ua

What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

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What would Burger King's slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh.

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

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Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

Whats black and isn't working?

Black lives matter.