Dan Jokes

Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

Buss Jokes More Buss Jokes

What do you call a teacher who's always late?

Mr. Buss

Daniel Jokes More Daniel Jokes

India Jokes More India Jokes

How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.