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Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

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India Jokes More India Jokes

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Daniel Jokes More Daniel Jokes

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Potatoe Jokes More Potatoe Jokes

What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Ten Roofies.