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Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

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Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's a Latin professor's favorite song?

Hit the quam

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

Potatoe Jokes More Potatoe Jokes

How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Potatoe

What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

What else could possibly be in there

What do you call a well-written short story?

Articulette

Buss Jokes More Buss Jokes

What do you call a teacher who's always late?

Mr. Buss