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Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

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Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away?

Blue Bells.

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Which joke is better?

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles. How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles.

How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

Potatoe Jokes More Potatoe Jokes

What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Potatoe

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

India Jokes More India Jokes

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage