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What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

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Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

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What is Germany's favorite game?

Mein Kampf

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke