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What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

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What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.