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What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

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I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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Happy halloweenie

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NEIN-CRAFT!

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Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

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