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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

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What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty