How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

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Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?

200 Dollars.

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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!