How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

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What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

How do you know when...... a blonde has been using the computer?

There's white-out on the screen. How do you know when a brunette used the computer after a blonde There's writing on the white-out.

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.