How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

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What's the food equivalent to Rachel Dolezal?

A hamburger.

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'