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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

Steven Seagull

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What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!