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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

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When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!