How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'