What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

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Why doesn't Marty Mcfly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

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What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

What was Bruce Lee's favorite hotel?

HYATT!!!