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Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

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What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

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How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

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Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!