Paralyze Jokes

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Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

Who is a cow and horses favorite artist?

Moo Nay!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

Martial Art Jokes More Martial Art Jokes

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

Crip Jokes More Crip Jokes
Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.