Paralyze Jokes

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

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What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman

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Crip Jokes More Crip Jokes

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...

Kryptonite Jokes More Kryptonite Jokes

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.