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Paralyze Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman

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Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs?

Right where you left it

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Crip Jokes More Crip Jokes

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

Martial Art Jokes More Martial Art Jokes

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.