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Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

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Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

You get a short circut.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

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Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz