Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

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What is a salad's favorite type of road?

A bowl-ivard

Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

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Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip