Crip Jokes

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Cholo Jokes More Cholo Jokes

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

December 25th Jokes More December 25th Jokes

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

Scary Christmas!

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

Gang Jokes More Gang Jokes

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

Hood Jokes More Hood Jokes

What do you call pasta from the hood?

Spaghetto

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob