Crip Jokes

Why did the crip cross the road?

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What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip

What do you a paralyzed gangster?

A crip.

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How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

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What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

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What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Hood Jokes More Hood Jokes

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

What do you call pasta from the hood?

Spaghetto

Cholo Jokes More Cholo Jokes

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip

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What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.