Crip Jokes

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

December 25th Jokes More December 25th Jokes

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

Scary Christmas!

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

Hood Jokes More Hood Jokes

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Cholo Jokes More Cholo Jokes