4+ Funny Crip Jokes - Curious Supply

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said: "Nah amine"

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

December 25th Jokes More December 25th Jokes

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

Scary Christmas!

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

Gang Jokes More Gang Jokes

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What's missing from Star Wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

Crip Jokes

Why did the crip cross the road?

Love

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