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Why did the crip cross the road?

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What do you call someone that delivers baby horses?

An Equinecologist.

Gang Jokes More Gang Jokes

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

Cholo Jokes More Cholo Jokes

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?

A hoppercraft!

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

Hood Jokes More Hood Jokes

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Why did Italy cross the road?

To switch sides