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Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

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File Jokes More File Jokes

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

A peta-file.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

Brief Jokes More Brief Jokes

What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.