Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

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How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

What is the best method of separating juice?

By concentration.