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What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

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Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

Merge Jokes More Merge Jokes

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy?

Graysonatomy.

Big Mac Jokes More Big Mac Jokes

Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*