Mourning wood
Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.
You look for the fresh prints.
M'hogany
He took a forrest dump.
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
Because he would only do the minimum?
He wanted to hang with his family.
Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
The mourning
He sawdust.
They both nailed a 2x4.