What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

Mourning wood

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What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even.

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How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

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Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

Mourning wood

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.