2x4 Jokes

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

Mourning wood

What was the allergic 2"X4"'s terrifying hallucination?

He sawdust.

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Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

What's a nice guys favorite type of wood?

M'hogany

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

Mourn Jokes More Mourn Jokes

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.