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What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

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What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

Mourning wood

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.