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What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

Why was Muhammad a successful merchant?

Because he was god's profit.

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

2x4 Jokes More 2x4 Jokes

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

Mourning wood

What was the allergic 2"X4"'s terrifying hallucination?

He sawdust.