What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

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How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

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Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

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Why was Muhammad's dad always successful in business?

He made a gross prophet!

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

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What was the allergic 2"X4"'s terrifying hallucination?

He sawdust.

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.