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What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

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What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

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Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.