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What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

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Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

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What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet