What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

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Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.