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How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?

Rhesus Pieces.

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

300 Jokes More 300 Jokes

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

Tortilla Jokes More Tortilla Jokes

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.