How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips