How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

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How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

Trick question the rooster.