Just two, how did they get in there anyway?
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
That's not funny.
Because he screwed his wife!
2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)
Because he was Snow'den.
You want flies with that?