How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick?

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