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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

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Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

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What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"