What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.