What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

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How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!