Because there's a BartEnder there.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
Pubs
One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!
A pub.
A barredvark!
Because he never left the pub.
