Bad Taste Jokes

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What smells better than it taste?

A nose

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

What did you get for your birthday?

Another year!

Monica Lewinsky Jokes More Monica Lewinsky Jokes

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Flavor Jokes More Flavor Jokes

What flavor do termites like best?

Chair-y

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.