Bad Taste Jokes

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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Flavor Jokes More Flavor Jokes

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Why does Naruto vomit after every meal?

He's

What do you get if you dont finish your meal at a cannibalistic restaurant?

A bodybag

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

Democrat Jokes More Democrat Jokes

Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry?

He couldn't recall.

What's a Democrat's favorite genre of music?

Progressive rock.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What tastes good?

Popcorn.

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.