Bad Taste Jokes

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Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

Elephants never forget.

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

The Republican presidential candidates.

Monica Lewinsky Jokes More Monica Lewinsky Jokes

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!

Who is king of all the mice?

Mouse Tse Tung!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...