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What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

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How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

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What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

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What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak

What do Canadians put on their steaks?

Eh-1 (Sorry)