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What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

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What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

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What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes?

Xu wong

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.

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Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.