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What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

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Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!

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Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.