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What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!