Phenomenon Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)

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Coffee Mug

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

Term Jokes More Term Jokes

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense,lets call them Klingons

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

How do you describe a boring, Asian, black and white film?

Anti-chromactic

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink

European Jokes More European Jokes

What are you if you aren't European?

Eurapoopin. -my daughter

Why are European cars the lightest?

Because there's no Americans sitting in them.

Ejaculate Jokes More Ejaculate Jokes

How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer