Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard drinks were on the house.

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What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.