Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

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Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.