When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

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When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

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What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

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What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.