When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

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I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"