What's the first thing you know?

Old Jed's a millionaire.

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

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