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What's the first thing you know?

Old Jed's a millionaire.

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When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

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What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.