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Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

Because they've got a lot on their mind.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Brain Tumor Jokes More Brain Tumor Jokes

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

Because they've got a lot on their mind.

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head