Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

Because they've got a lot on their mind.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

What's even more impressive than a talking dog?

A spelling bee!

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

When is your mind like a rumpled bed?

When it isn't made up yet.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Brain Tumor Jokes More Brain Tumor Jokes

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

Because they've got a lot on their mind.