What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

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Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

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What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies