What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

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What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

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What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times