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What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

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What do prisoners use to talk to each other?

Cell phones.

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.