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What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

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What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)