What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

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How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

What do prisoners use to talk to each other?

Cell phones.

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What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.