What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.