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What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

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Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."