What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

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How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)