What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"