What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

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What are your best corny jokes?

I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.