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How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

What do you call an ant in space?

Cosmonants & Astronants!

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What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!