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How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

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How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

How much free space does Europe have?

1 GB.

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What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.