Air Conditioner Jokes

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

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Plug Jokes More Plug Jokes

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

How do you plug a plow into a car stereo?

Through the ox input.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

Cool Jokes More Cool Jokes

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

What do you say to a black guy in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

Her crayons are still sticky.

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why was the football stadium so cold?

Because of all the fans.

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.