They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.
They use 2-in-1 shampoo
They both stop working properly when you open windows.
Neither work when you open windows.
It loses its cool.
They saw what happened to the sheep
He'll re-possess it
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
When you pull the ring off, your house goes away
Fo' drizzle.
There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.
An antique.
An antique!
Because his arguments against scrutiny.
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
Go for the juggler
They don't have Windows installed.)
They wanna peek-a-chu.
Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.
