Air Conditioner Jokes

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

French Jokes More French Jokes

How does French cheese expire?

From age

What is a French bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2...

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

Nothing, hes a fan.

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".