Air Conditioner Jokes

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

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Antique Jokes More Antique Jokes

What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

What do you call a 100 year old ant?

An antique!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

3 years

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

What's the difference between Marty Mcfly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty Mcfly stopped going back to 1985.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What is a French bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you say to a black guy in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise!

What is long and hard for a black guy?

Third grade

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.