Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

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What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

How is a lady like a casino?

Liquor in the front and poker in the back