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Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

Charm-ander