What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb

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What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry?

Fetus.

How does a fetus like it's amniotic fluid?

At womb temperature!

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two.

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!