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What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two.

What did one fetus say to the other?

Guess we're wombmates!

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What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb