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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two.

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

Fetus Jokes More Fetus Jokes

What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry?

Fetus.

What did one hungry unborn baby say to the other?

Fetus

Womb Jokes More Womb Jokes

What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.