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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two.

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Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill deaf patient?

Now, this May be difficult to hear...

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two.

What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb

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What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

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There's not enough womb!

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.