What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two.

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He was part of doctors without boarders.

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It hurts when IP.

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Fetus

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Oh get a womb

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two.

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There's not enough womb!

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Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

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