What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two.

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two.

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two.

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There's not enough womb!

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