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What's blue, white and red?

A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.