What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why don't you get married?

Me: I've never been that hungry.

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...