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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

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What is a bachelor's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

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What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit?

The IV Drip

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.