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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

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Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

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What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.