Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

Whats a frogs favourite website??

REDDIT

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What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

Where did you marry?

HIM: Maui ME: Oh, sowwy! Where did you mawwy her

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Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.