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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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What's a nun's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

How do you make a fruit cordial?

Be nice to him.