What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What was Boaz like before he got married?

Ruthless.

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

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What's a nun's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What do you call a sterile fruit?

A cantaloupe.

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!