How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

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How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

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What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

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How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common?

They have to smell it but they can't taste it!