How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

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Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

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Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

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How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

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How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.