How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down?

His Doughnuts.

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

Pizza Delivery Guy Jokes More Pizza Delivery Guy Jokes

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common?

They have to smell it but they can't taste it!

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.