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Why are foodfights forbidden in Japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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Forbid Jokes More Forbid Jokes

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy!

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

How do you say 'Toilet' in Japanese?

Dump-ring.

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Lice Jokes More Lice Jokes

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner