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Why are foodfights forbidden in Japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do bees use to do their hair?

Honeycombs!

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What is "YEAH" in Japanese?

HAEY, obviously.

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

Lice Jokes More Lice Jokes

Why are foodfights forbidden in Japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner