Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call a japanese homeless guy?

Tokyo Drifter

How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

Lice Jokes More Lice Jokes

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.