Why are foodfights forbidden in Japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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Why are foodfights forbidden in Japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

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Where do children learn their ABC's?

At LMN-tary school!

Why do Asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

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What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

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What is Batman's Japanese emergency number?

7777-Batman

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

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Why are foodfights forbidden in Japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.