Why are foodfights forbidden in Japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

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Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

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What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy!

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

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What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common?

Baristas

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Why are foodfights forbidden in Japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.