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Why are foodfights forbidden in Japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

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Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

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Why does Poland stay from Germany?

A couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped.

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What do you call a bear with no hair?

Bare

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

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Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.

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Why are foodfights forbidden in Japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner