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What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out.

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What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.