What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out.

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Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.