You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
With an en croissant
5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.
Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!
Good morniiiiiiing ladies!
The Canadian says "That was my wife."
Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.
The Czech engine light is always on.
Because they always double Czech their work!
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
Stick
It was stuck to the chickens foot.
You feeling salty bro
Incomplete.
It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!
I don't dough!
Because he kneaded a poo.
