You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
With an en croissant
5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.
Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!
Wife: Your sense of humor.
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
Because they knead dough.
He kneaded the dough
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.
You're about to meet da-feet!
KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods
It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
For me it's three weeks.
IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u
The Ruler
Because of his hex appeal.
It's Minute Made
