You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
With an en croissant
5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.
Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!
At least Pluto exists
Bernie Sanders exists.
He came to work baked.
Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
Believe in reincarnation.
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
Asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."
Because Robin ate the worms.
Because he ate his ant for dinner!
They both deal with checks and balances.
The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.
I'm at your service ma'am.
It's Minute Made
A noble gas.
They pushed two twins together and made a king.
