Checkmate Jokes

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

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How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

With an en croissant

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

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What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

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You wave!

What do you call a Robert on a stick?

A keBob!

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

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How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

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What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.