You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
With an en croissant
5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.
Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!
Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.
It was rated PG-13.
Tell them a secret
Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands
Stick it in the blender.
A hedgehog.
Out of bounce.
My donation check to Feed the Children!
At yeast he's a fungi.
Because he kneaded a poo.
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
A *Czech Mate*
They didn't Czech his papers.
