What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days.

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Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

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Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.