Black & White Jokes

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

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What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

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Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Old Jokes More Old Jokes

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

How many tickles does it take to make laugh an octopus?

Ten tickles

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you call a Tardy count for a school of water bears?

A tardigrade!

What is a ghost's favorite part of school?

Spirit week.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.